….watching you masturbate.

By : Sasmo

Yes I’m a ‘Wade Wilson’ aka ‘Deadpool’ aka ‘The Merc With the Mouth’ fan but enough is enough already!! 

Deadpool has become the Marvel universe’s version of god: being everywhere at once and all at the same feckin time! [even during your intimate alone time!] 

He has three of his own bloody on-going series (Deadpool, Deadpool Corps, Deadpool Team-Up) and a bunch of limited series.

Somehow he can be travel through the multiverse; through time; through the UNIVERSE; and work from home! All within a 9to5, 5 day working week!!!

And now some how he has the time in his busy schedule to join up with the X-Men’s bad ass, “kill anything that moves”, blood thirsty, black ops team… X-Force.

Can anyone say over-kill? 

I have a theory that if Deadpool ever tried to understand how he can do it all, we mere mortals would lose all control of our sphincter muscle, cover ourselves in deer blood and watch helplessly as our now mushy brains ran out of our ears and nose….but that’s just my opinion.

On a more positive side of the ‘pool, I can’t feckin wait for the Deadpool movie (that is, if it doesn’t follow that bullshit Origins film…..)