S.T.A.L.K.E.R T.R.I.L.O.G.Y.

 

 S.T.A.L.K.E.R Welcome comrade. Welcome to the end of all things. Welcome to the blasted and mutant infested wasteland we call, THE ZONE. For those of you who do not know, THE ZONE, is the greatest threat to the world that we have ever known. However, there is a lot of money, wealth and power to be gained by those of you who are brave enough to venture into this 30km2 radioactive cesspool. We warned though. There are far more dangerous creatures then simple mutants and bandits out there. SHADOW OF CHERNOBYL: (2007) So for those of you who are not familiar with the S.T.A.L.K.E.R series or the tragic events that occurred at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power-Plant in 1986, I shall […]

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STAR TREK: MONDAY 21

 

 “A-koo-chee-moya. I pray on this day of memories, to speak to my father – the one whom the wind called… Kolopak. Though I’m far from his bones, perhaps there is a spirit in these unnamed skies who will find him, and honor him with my song. A-koo-chee-moya.” – Chakotay. Welcome to another Star Trek Monday Meme. Today we look at Voyagers first officer (not that anyone likes the poor git) Commander Chakotay. Now Chakotay memes are few and very far between. In fact after seconds of searching I was only able to locate three. “I must’ve been sick that day.” – Chakotay. The first of our memes is this two-person meme. This meme is an obvious de-motivational. This meme features […]

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STAR TREK: MONDAY 20

 

 “We can’t get any readings at all now.” – Uhura. Welcome to another Star Trek Monday. Today we look all things Uhura. Not that there are a lot of memes to see. “I don’t care whether it’s allowed or not. I will not do it.” – Uhura. Here we have several types of Uhura meme. They are the most popular of Uhura memes. They are all amusing in there own geek-fest way. “Mr. Spock, I haven’t done anything like this in years. If it isn’t done just right, I could blow the entire communications system. It’s very delicate work, sir.” – Uhura. And there you have it. Short, sweet and to the point. Join us next week as we delve […]

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STAR TREK: MONDAY 19

 

 “Guess who’s coming to dinner.” – Chekov. Well this is a fine kettle of fish, Wookiee. Seems there are very few Pavel Chekov memes. In fact, after moments of searching I’ve only managed to come up with two common – “Classic Chekov” – memes. Seems a lot of people love the new Chekov more. “Nuclear wessels.” – Chekov. This meme called the “Space Chekov” or “Screaming Chekov” combines two well known Science-Fiction series: Alien and Star Trek. In this meme we see Chekov from Wrath of Khan, getting bugged while the caption comes from the Alien franchise. “Admit it, we’re lost.” – Chekov. This one expresses disbelief. Simple as that. It is called “Disbelief Chekov.” “Captain. Visual detection of an […]

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MISTER JOE BLACK!

 

 “Joe Black – ‘Vile Volumes for Villainous Children’ CD – Cabaret, Vaudeville, Halloween, Comedy.” It’s Friday, and that means something different. Today we have an interview with – perhaps one of the most amazing musical performers of our time – Mister Joe Black. Here we go then. 01: What’s new in the life of Mr. Joe Black? I have just relocated to Brighton. Which has been absolutely wonderful! It’s a city that suits me just fine. Such diverse wonderful people… with the occasional harmless crazy thrown in. 02: What inspires your unique style? Paintings, film and music. I’m obsessed with the fashion and culture of the 1920’s and 1930’s. Realistically, I’m sure they were a horrible, horrible time to live […]

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STAR TREK: MONDAY 18

 

 “Come on, come on.” – Mr. Sulu. Welcome to this, the 18th Star Trek Monday, and it looks to be a gay old time. Today we look at all things Mr.Sulu. And I must say, as memes go there are A LOT of Sulu ones. So sit back, relax and get ready for a long flight down the tunnel to Wonderland, Narnia… or somewhere like that. “I don’t care who dies, she lives!” – Mr. Sulu. We’ll jump straight in with this. Commonly referred to as the “OH MY” or “OH MY, SULU” meme, this meme has becoming something of an internet favourite since George Takei came out in 2005. Since then, this meme has been used on numerous pages, […]

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An interview with NICK POPE!

 

 The Uninvited – 1997. Today I have a treat for you. Last week we looked at The Bureau: XCOM Declassified (An amazing game.), and during my research I discovered that a friend of mine was involved on the project. Nick Pope, one the world’s foremost UFOLOGISTS (UFO expert) and Conspiracy Theorists (No, he’s not a loon! He’s one of the few who looks for truth, NOT sensational stories.)  Nick worked for the British Ministry of Defence (MOD)  from 1985 to 2006. Over the past three-decades he has written several books – the titles of which are seen on this page – and worked on various TV shows, films and other media. Essentially he’s a “REAL-LIFE”, Fox Mulder… Wonder if he […]

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STAR TREK: MONDAY 17

 

 “The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see it.” – Scotty. Am a pure nick this morning, but I dinnae care. Today we’re gonna look doon in the engine room at the pure dead brilliant driving force behind the Enterprise,  Montgomery Scott. Noo according to many a website, “true” Scotty memes are few an far between. So I’m naw playing the goon or acting the maggot when I tell yea that these few are my favourites. “The Enterprise. Show me the bridge of the Enterprise, you chatterin’ piece of…” – Scotty. Noo you cannae start a Scotty Meme Monday without a look at Mr. Scott’s bevvy habit. Noo we all know about […]

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Misfit Munchies.

 

 Well today I decided to try something different. Today, we do our first sit down interview. Now I know that there are a number of games companies, comic-shops, and toy merchants available – but I’ve decided to go one better. TODAY WE LOOK AT CAKE!  And where better to start and discuss cakes then with a new and upcoming dessert shop? And not just ANY dessert shop, but one run by geeks. A GEEK CAKE PRODUCTION FACILITY! And I, your peaceful sugar-high overlord, was lucky enough to be at the lunch party for such an establishment. MISFIT MUNCHIES For the benefit of my readers, I’ve skipped the gay banter and blue waffles (They had soap in them), and have skipped […]

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The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

 

 THE- It has been almost two decades since the X-Com series began. Last year – after almost a 11 years of waiting – we finally received XCom: Enemy Unknown. This year, on this very day – 20th of August – or this Friday 23rd (On my birthday. Send me lots of gifts.) – we receive The Bureau: XCOM Declassified. -BUREAU:- The game, set in the United States during 1962, tells the story of Special Agent William Carter, who is working for the US “Bureau of Strategic Emergency Command.” The bureau is tasked with investigating and stopping any extraterrestrial incursions on American soil. Unlike previous titles, The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, will have more of an X-Files (TV SHOW) feel, than a […]

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