So Long and Thanks for all the Fish
“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–
Of cabbages–and kings–
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.”
“The time has indeed come, ladies and gentlemen, to talk of other things… and indeed to move on to other things. Today I write my “final” article for 925 Rebellion. For you see folks, the time has finally come for me to step down as the head of 925 Rebellion and move on with my life. (By move on, I mean emigrate.)
It’s been a blast, folks.” – Me, last year.
It’s been just over a year since I wrote this article, and now, finally, I am on my way to Away.
It seems like only yesterday that I joined 925 Rebellion, but in fact, nearly five years have come and gone. I will admit that it has been a pretty bloody good ride. We have accomplished a lot in the last five years: conventions, new and interesting article types, alliances with amazing record labels (High Road Publicity; Asher Media Relations; Analogue Trash; Armalyte Industries), a mediocre YouTube channel, podcast shows; and so much more.
Now I could spend the rest of this article wishing you all farewell. I could say nice things about my pitiful human slaves. I could even offer you a slice of sexy cake. But instead, I am going to ramble on and on and on like some sort of insane conservative politician until I foam at the mouth and fall over dead.
Nope, I’m not going to bother. Instead I’ll leave you with this:
Do not worry about 925 Rebellion, we’re not going to be shutting down the website, killing the YouTube or silencing the Twitter page. In fact, we already have you covered there in a few different ways.
For one, Wookiee has taken over the daily running of 925 Rebellion. Though he is more a weekend warrior than a daily thrall master.
The Rebellion Boys shall be continuing as is. Luckily, or unluckily, we have a large number of episodes still to post, and a thousand more on the way. Granted a number of the future episodes will be purely Wookiee centred, but I’m certain you’d all be happy to have a little less Shadow, Raven, and Morph-Man in your lives… for now.
As for me? Well I am heading to the UK. From there? Who knows! Though I shall continue to pop into 925 on occasion to spew gibberish.
So once again: “So long and thanks for all the fish.”