STAR TREK: MONDAY 6
“Can we start by burying you?” – Captain Pike.
And so we arrive at the last. The first captain of the U.S.S Enterprise. The last captain on our memes list. The man. The myth. The compulsive “beeper” – let me hear a drum roll for – Captain Christopher Pike.
As you can imagine, Captain Pike, memes are the hardest memes to locate. They are rarer than peace, and worth more than gold-pressed latinum. (Scratch that last piece.)
“Now you’re beginning to talk like a doctor, bartender.” – Captain pike.
Now the few, Pike memes, that exist come in one of two formats. Both of which are classic de-motivationals. In the first type, we find Captain Pike, usually accompanied by a crew man – regularly, Spoke – sitting at his command chair, surrounded by some or other form of witty/insulting comment; commonly directed at other members of the crew, or other Start Trek characters.
“If you were in here… wouldn’t you test the strength of these walls too? There’s a way out of any cage, and I’ll find it.” -Captain Pike.
The second meme, consists of the captain sitting in his famous life support chair. (Watch more original Star Trek.) In these memes, Pike is usually surrounded by a number of captions, ranging from humours to blatantly offensive. (Depends on your taste.)
Type two is the most common form of Pike meme available.
“Oh, she does a good job; it’s just that I can’t get used to having a woman on the bridge.” – Captain Pike.
And so we come to the end of our Star Trek, Captain memes. Do not feel sad, or any other illogical emotion. Instead, embrace the joy they have given us over the past few weeks. Sit back. Relax. Smile and laugh.
Next week, we begin with Star Trek crew members.
“I’ll break out of this zoo somehow and get to you. Is your blood red like ours? I’m gonna find out.” – Captain Pike.